Spartacus

"This is a robust plant that can stand a fairly high degree of abuse," is what sold me on Spartacus. Spartacus is what I call him/her/it. Her/it/his kind is called Devil's Ivy, or Pothos, or Silver Vine, or Epipremnum aureum. My name for this individual was inspired by the clear intent to escape enslavement by me. Aw, it wants its freedom! So cute!

It might succeed. I've had it/him/her just a year, and she/he/it has grown 8 feet east, 4 feet south, 2 feet up and 3 feet down.