Friday, July 6, 2007

Technorati Sucks, Week 15

Varieties of Sucking Experiences

You're in college, and you have to write a paper about a philosopher. William James, a certain well-known philosopher, once said the only time he could understand Hegel, another well-known philosopher, was when he (James) was high on nitrous oxide. Your professor wants the paper to be on Hegel, not James, and you have no drugs up to it.

You're 10, school's out, it's raining, and this is the only thing on TV.

Life sucks and, not only that, they ban your commercial in Britain for saying so, because "it's too harsh."

You have Technorati working for you.

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