I have assigned a number of special jobs to my Anitra. She is charged with all of our petty thefts, while I take responsibility for the grand larcenies. She pays for the cable, while I pay for the food. Also, when I die, it's her job to guilt all the people who pretended to be my friends into letting themselves be subjected to a wake of my design. The main feature of this wake, which I plan to call "Awake," will be an audio program consisting of about 20 musical selections of my choosing. Here are three of those selections near the beginning.
About Me
- Dr. Wes Browning
- I have a doctorate in Mathematics from Cornell. I am amused by this. My parents tried to kill me on my 1st birthday. Though I now can't speak it much, and though my parents never could, my first language was Hawaiian, not English. I partially credit an I'iwi for my survival. Hear one on the audio clip at my complete profile. I've been homeless a number of times, for a total of about 4 years. For some of that time I supported myself with the sale of paintings. One of my paintings was chosen for the cover of the premier issue of Real Change, see the links below. Since that first issue in 1994 I have become part of its volunteer editorial committee. I write a regular humor column for the paper, currently titled Adventures in Irony. I serve on the Real Change Board of Directors. I feed the Real Change cat Sid Vicious. Anitra Freeman and I are an item.
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